Ah, the great tradition of revenge Ebay listings there should practically be a dedicated filter for such a sale on the homepage. There isn’t, but if there were, you can bet this one would be right at the top of the list. The listing is for a vintage Heuer Calculator Chronograph, the lovable and quirky 1970s watch you see below. But the listing is unusual, as is the headline. It reads “Vintage Heuer Calculator Chronograph Watch – Divorce my Slime Cheating Husband.” Oh dear.
If you read a little further down, you get a little more of the story. Turns out the seller’s husband was out actin’ a fool with his wife’s friend (ex friend now we’re sure). And his wife found out while out to lunch with some friends. And as such, we now have what appears to be a lovely old Heuer for sale with the proceeds going to pay for the divorce!
The Calculator currently sits at $2,000 and has garnered some support (17 bids already!) from the Heuer community both because the watch looks nice and to help a wronged woman get a little payback on an unfaithful husband.
You can check out the full listing here.